2009/05/19

What the Bible Says

So I'm here in Salt Lake City, where I met some of my nephew Christopher's friends over this past weekend. Tattooed, somewhat punked out kids (to my eyes), twenty- or thirtysomethings doing beer bongs on the front porch of a spectacular old house on 8th South. You wouldn't think they were the types that thought much about religion, and they probably aren't all that much so, although later Gordon mentioned that the people who lived there had a vision for the house to be a real community. And the subject of religion did come up (without my prompting), as it often does in SLC— Mormonism etc, of course. They're all still separating from it. It takes a while, even if you grew up Catholic here, as many of them had.

But Gordon surprised me by saying he was completely pacifist, a strong believer in reincarnation, and I guessed rightly that he got a lot of his ideas from psychedelics, and he volunteered also Graham Hancock. We chatted a bit about the earth as a seed; humankind will go to the stars. Interesting eschatology, but I didn't get what the ultimate need or purpose for the journey was. And then Justin said at first he was an atheist, but then took it back, he didn't know what he believed, but the ultimate value seemed to be love. But then he mentioned something about being excluding someone for some reason I forget, and I pointed out that there was then some higher value for him, that trumped and limited love in some way. I wasn't clear how much he understood my point as I pressed it, but later he said he had heard me and had really been thinking about it ever since.

Lot of idealism in these kids, and I love talking with them because of it, but as usual it has very little form or structure, and really not much opportunity to express itself in bold, swashbuckling, imaginative moves, and only such community as can be developed among seven housemates. And God knows how poorly my own idealism works, even with all the form and structure and swashbuckling I have subscribed to and done. So I sense a lot of yearning, which may, alas, not get to be altogether fulfilled.

Justin, it turns out, is the boyfriend of Christopher's half-sister Barb, and Chris invited them over to Mom's for a barbecue more or less on my account on sunday night. So we had a good chance to talk and he said he was getting really interested in religion, actually; he suspects there's something there because so many key people in history have been into it, but he just doesn't know where to start, and most of what he encounters just seems like bullshit. But he'd really like to know what the Bible is about, for example— he has some notion that it's all rules or something, based on some kind of "spiritual truths". I said no, it tells a story and if you want to know, I can tell it.

He did, so I talked about God's plan to create a beautiful world and to fill it with his own life and energy and love, and how he made Adam (man) to be the center of the whole program— the priest offering the world to God, and the mediator bringing God into the world. But Adam turned away, and to turn away from the source of life is already death, so man lies in corruption and death; the priest has become just dead bones. This was not pleasing to God, and God set out to fix it.

I spoke of Abraham's call as the beginning of the solution— a solution he would bring about through Abraham's descendants, Israel. But Israel turned away also, by trying to make their own kingdom into the center of God's plan. Nonetheless, God was serious about his plan, and what he wanted was a faithful Israelite, a Messiah. That was who Jesus was. Nonetheless, the powers of death— particularly the high priests of his own religion and the rulers of the gentiles— put him to death. And so it looked like death had triumphed after all. But God vindicated Jesus by raising him from the dead, and through him poured out the Spirit of the resurrection on all, to heal, empower, renew, and recreate the world. Adam was restored when Adam's son got up from death; and Adam's restoration, in Jesus the Messiah, is the key, finally, to the originally intended union of heaven and earth.

They seemed impressed, in the sense that it made sense and they wanted to know more.

And that's the problem: where can they go to get this 'more'? They won't get i directly from any of the Orthodox churches around here, or anywhere else. They're not really likely to get it from any other church either, although Julianne's friend Gwen, also at the party, mentioned that her pastor talks a lot about NT Wright in his sermons so I know this is what he's on to; and in those places, the rest of the story— the wisdom tradition and the spiritual practice that's part of it— is altogether missing.

That narrative is there in our churches, and certainly the wisdom tradition as well, but none the less, Israel is buried and forgotten, and we don't talk much about Abraham as the key and initial turning point of the whole story. So we don't actually tell the story of the Bible all that effectively. And frankly, I'm pretty sceptical about the value of passive listening to foreign sounding music sung by a few more (or less) proficient specialists— often inaudibly and incomprehensibly— that we consider to be "liturgy". Maybe it will catch him; maybe not. But I can't really suggest anywhere else for them to go, so I said, Well, you could try this out. But be patient if it doesn't seize you.

Justin says he doesn't read. He's not so unusual in that; few people will enjoy the books I push myself to read... sometimes. And this is America. No African is that literate, at all. So here is the challenge of the 'good news' everywhere in the world: how to tell the basic story so that people will get it? And how will enough people get it, so that we're all telling the story (once again). Because this is, after all, the One Story!

I could definitely hone my presentation— I think this is the first time I've really tried telling the story of the Bible as the main thing people need to know, but I'm convinced that it's the only way to talk about religion and christianity. What needed to be said is what the Bible is about, and I think it got across.

I think it was also clear enough in telling the story that way that it's not about rules and it's not about a belief structure which everyone who doesn't accept it is supposedly going to hell. I said the Bible doesn't talk about going to heaven or hell. It talks about how God achieved his plan— his original plan and his plan to fix the world, which both come down to the same thing— and about how an opportunity is offered to us to join God's program, no matter where we are at any given moment, no matter what our beliefs are already. That's all.

And the rest is not about rules you have to follow, but just about coming to terms with what it takes to really be effective and alive in that program, or not. The same as you might decide you need to do or not do things in order to develop in a relationship with a woman or a friend or some work you valued.

Just for fun, I was even able to talk a bit about the Eighth Day. That's always a little hard to grasp because people are not really used to thinking of the week as a deeply meaningful structure that even has an eschatology, but it's clear enough once they get the distinction between Sabbath / Lord's Day as that between creation and redemption. This basic liturgical insight, again, depends on understanding the sweep of the scriptures as a whole.

2009/04/30

Religious Bigotry in Egypt Swine Cull?— Ya Think??

An item from here:

Egyptian authorities have ordered a mass cull of that nation's swine as an anti-swine flu protection measure.

Trouble is, all the pigs are farmed (understandably) by the nation's Coptic Christian minority. Unlike the Muslim majority, Copts do not see the animals as unclean.

And there is no public health reason for Egypt to kill these 400,000 animals!

Excerpt:

"Our pigs are healthy. They are our capital and they have no diseases," said Adel Ishak, who feeds his pigs from the rubbish he collects in Manshiet Nasser, northeast of Cairo.
"We remind Hosni Mubarak that we are all Egyptians. Where does he want us to go?" added 46-year-old Gergis Faris, another pig farmer. "We are uneducated people, just living day by day and trying to make a living, and now if our pigs are taken from us without compensation, how are we supposed to live?"

How indeed? Or does that matter to the government and the Muslim majority of Egypt?

2009/03/17

A Religulous Zeitgeist

Find a trailer for Bill Maher's movie Religulous here, as long as it lasts. Otherwise, find it in the used bin at the video store in a few months.

Bill Maher tours the underbelly of American religiosity with the intent of showing how stupid and vulgar and insane religious belief of any kind is. "We. just. don't. know.", he keeps saying, over and over: "so how can we keep killing people over what we don't really know?" Of course, the american religiousness he shows us is for the most part completely absurd and insane (I did like the Vatican astronomer, though— one had the impression that Maher couldn't handle him, he didn't fit in to what he'd already decided). And that kind of american religion is very sobering, even if Maher's peroration against all religion at the end— delivered against a backdrop of atomic bombs— seems a bit preachy. (And am i mistaken in thinking we may know just a little more than he lets on?) But there is indeed a kind of Christianity that's a deluded fantasy, and he flushes it out. After the past 30 years, no thinking person can fail to see how it's manipulated by the Ronald Reagans and Lee Atwaters and Karl Roves and Sarah Palins who give us all these wars.

But like I say, the one guy who stood out positively amid the nonsense was the Vatican astronomer Jesuit, who emphatically said that the Bible is not science and never was intended as such, that it was written long before modern science as such was ever practiced, and that it has its own integrity, which has to be respected. Maher did his best, I think, to frame the guy's discourse as yet another example of double-talk & craziness— and the sad thing is, in true Catholic style, he pointed to the pope's athority for his view that "evolution is not just a theory"— like we needed a pope to tell us this— but he was actually quite lucid— more so than the one or two other "believer" scientists he interviewed, who obviously hadn't thought as deeply about the nature of the Bible as such.

But it's the task of a good reporter to identify good interviewees, and by picking only those he did interview, Maher showed that he's either too ignorant or too timid to ask— and be asked— good questions.

I'm not sure what Maher would make of the fact that this month, a Vatican-backed conference on evolution rejected the Discovery Institute, the main organization supporting intelligent design research, saying, "We think that it's not a scientific perspective, nor a theological or philosophical one." (Poor Discovery Institute!— that had to hurt!)

The problem-religion Maher was investigating actually appeared most clearly when he was talking to his believing scientists, even if, as I say, Maher himself couldn't recognize it. He acts the smart-aleck by asking (for instance) whether manuscripts written within a century of Jesus' death are "historically reliable"— but he's not bright enough or deep enough to ask the much more interesting question of whether "historicity", in the sense that he and most of his interlocutors require it, is even the right frame in which even to view the gospels (or the rest of the Bible, for that matter). If we could get a clear discussion of that, then the whole discourse of "belief" might come crashing to the ground, or at least take a turn for the better. Of course, that's a discussion, alas, that we won't ever have on american tv, which is why i don't waste time with it.

Both Maher and his interviewees assume that the gospels were "biographies of Jesus". They are not "biographies"— not, at least, if we take their writers' own aims seriously— they are kerygma— a "proclamation" of "good news" (euangelion)— four distinct writers' four distinct proclamations of what we might call an 'event of spirit'— a movement of spirit that passed through Jesus into his disciples (I am taking this language from Erich Voegelin, who is worth reading in this vein). Each of the four gospel writers shows this movement— shows it, in the senses both of describing and of demonstrating it— each in his own unique way, by telling his own unique story of Jesus. Thus their four books are themselves part of that movement of spirit, means by which it extends into the space and time of subsequent humanity. They aren't interested in relating a "biography of Jesus", but in communicating the movement of spirit that they had experienced, which took its beginning in Jesus. They want us to feel its transforming force. They want to communicate not that there was once a powerful dude named Jesus who lived in the past and worked miracles so you'd better do what he says or he'll send you to hell where you'll burn forever— but the very power itself of this Jesus, whose career so transformed them, and whose 'spirit' continues to transform men and women of truth in the present. About the specifics of his "biography", they're relatively unconcerned and say almost nothing.

Oh, to be sure, there's a very narrow base of recoverable historical fact that scholars have been interested for a couple centuries now in teasing out from the "proclamation" as such— as far as they can do so, from documents that do not easily lend themselves to such procedures, since they weren't ever intended for them. This is called historical-critical work. But we can't glimpse much of the historical biographical information, because providing it was simply never the purpose or the interest of the gospels, nor in fact their force, to begin with.

At one point Maher attacks the existence of Jesus. Why? Because his loony fundamentalist interviewee is using some notion that "it's been proven that Jesus did exist" as a reason for believing the crap they believe. That is (the assumption goes), if someone can "prove" that a guy named Jesus lived in the past and did miracles etc, then this means I have to believe in the Vatican, or some creationist Disneyland theme park, or Mormonism. Sheer crackpottery, dredged from the murky bottom that religious discourse in our country scrapes along and feeds on. But arguing whether Jesus "existed" or not won't help with that!

But let's even pretend Jesus didn't exist— we'd still have to explain, from that very place it began, the whole experience of the saints. You'd have to posit a "Jesus" or somebody exactly like him, in whom and through whom the movement of spirit first happened. His significance is not his mere existence, as if an external proof of that would somehow validate my "belief" in miracles, face-of-jesus tacos, UFOs, etc. How bizarre.

A related sample of (anti)religious bottom-feeding can be found in Peter Joseph's Zeitgeist, another movie here.

i looked at it, for a few minutes anyway— at least, i clicked on one of the links at that page and got a google movie called "Zeitgeist, the movie - remastered / final edition", and looked at that.

You know, there was a lot of speculation about a century ago that christianity was an outgrowth of "Gnosticism" and/or of Hellenistic mystery religion. It all seemed very plausible at the time and, except for a few loose ends, lots of scholars took as somewhat proven that we could safely explain away the christian religion as an amnesiac exercise in a charming, although outmoded, kind of mythology. However, the loose ends proved fatal, and the whole story unraveled and was laid to rest after a few years of further research. See Louis Bouyer, Henri de Lubac, Hans Urs von Balthasar, Maurice Blondel, etc— this is stuff i read in Catholic high school for pete's sake! Indeed, "Gnosticism" (the very term is problematic) now seems to owe more to Christianity than vice versa— but of course the theory looked plausible at the time, and scholars were obligated to try it out, until it failed. But while scholars were reining in their chastened speculations, the meme escaped somewhat from the debates of learned journals into popular culture— especially into the kinds of popular religious culture championed by Madame Blavatsky or "Linda Goodman's Sun Signs" or "National Enquirer" or "Starhawk" or some coffee-table book on "Wicca" &c.— and in one form or another, it still gets recycled from time to time even now as "the truth behind the jesus myth". I count both Religulous and Zeitgeist" as current reincarnations of the same.

But i've got some terrible news: if students want to know more about religion— any religion, including christianity— they're going to have to dig a little deeper than "Zeitgeist" or Bill Maher, Peter Joseph (or even Joseph Campbell, for that matter)— and in particular they're going to have to get over George Carlin's picture of God an "invisible man living in the sky" with a "special list of things you have to do or not do" lest you "go to a place of fire where you burn and suffer till the end of time", and who "needs money". What silliness! Such a god is manufactured only to ignore— and serious persons have been doing just that, long before the Old Testament came to an end. However, I'll even grant that some people may have had to suffer such ideas as kids, but (here's where knowledge of the actual Christian tradition is helpful) even if everyone were being taught that way today (which they manifestly are not)— such stupid ideas simply never were part of the Christianity of the gospels or of the church. Seriously, they're just going to have to get over it! Movies like Zeitgeist may provide some encouragement for lazy persons to throw off the yoke of bad, half-understood 3rd grade sunday school teachings, but they can't do much for mature and serious persons who want to know the depths of anything, much less of the Gospels.

Zeitgeist and Religulous (despite Mr Joseph's pretentions of igniting a "Zeitgeist Movement", both articles of trivia are almost forgotten already, like that other piece of sadistic trash by Mel Gibson a couple years ago) seem to share a number of ideas, of which one is an equation of Christ with Osiris. Maher doesn't say much, but Zeitgeist goes into a little more detail and lots of "parallels" which are, um, "factually incorrect" (at best). In fact i ought just to say the guy is lying, knowing that most people are not equipped to question or debate what he says, and building with lies his real agenda. I take it that real agenda has something to do with 911 government conspiracy theories, but i didn't watch the whole movie. So I guess what i missed is why the notion that 911 was a government plot requires disproving Jesus in order to work!

On the question of 911, readers may be interested in two better treatments, which can be found at ironweedfilms. Scroll down and see the listings for September 2008:



HIJACKING CATASTROPHE: 9/11, Fear & the Selling of American Empire (Jeremy Earp & Sut Jhally, 64 minutes): This fast-paced, explosive film makes the compelling case that the catastrophe of 9/11 was skillfully hijacked to carry out a neo-conservative agenda planned decades in advance, awaiting only a catalyzing national event to come to fruition.

9/11 PRESS FOR TRUTH (Ray Nowosielski, 85 minutes): Based in part on The Terror Timeline by Paul Thompson, this riveting, emotional film tells the story of the Jersey Girls, four widowed mothers whose relentless search for answers eventually compelled a reluctant and ultimately uncooperative administration into launching an independent investigation.


I recommend them.

But on to Zeitgeist's "facts" (which it simply asserts, but never backs up, because it cannot). Some are pretty egregious. For instance, Sirius (the famous "dog star") is a fixed star, not a planet, and so does NOT move in the sky—- thus it NEVER aligns with the 3 stars in Orion's belt! Does this guy know *anything* about astronomy or even astrology??! The "Dog Star" is Orion's obedient hunting dog, ever at Orion's heel, always in the same spot.

Or again, the name 'Bethlehem' may *look* like 'house of bread' in Hebrew, but that's not actually what it means (scholars tell us it's Bit-Lahmi, Lahmi being either a Canaanite goddess, or the name of a person (now unknown) associated with its founding— e.g., one 'Lahmi' appears in 1Chr 20.5 as Goliath's brother).

The Southern Cross, upon which the movie claims the sun is crucified at the solstice, does not in fact appear in the northern hemisphere and would not have been known to the ancient Middle Easterners and

[A classicist friend has corrected me about the Southern Cross:]


I noticed the movie's total lack of astronomical understanding, and did a bit of brief checking on some things. Really brief - I mean wikipedia. Here is what that eminent source had to say about the Southern Cross:
"Crux was visible to the Ancient Greeks, who regarded it as part of the constellation Centaurus. At the latitude of Athens in 1000 BC, Crux was clearly visible, though low in the sky. However, the precession of the equinoxes gradually lowered its stars below the European horizon, and they were eventually forgotten by the inhabitants of northern latitudes. By AD 400, most of the constellation never rose above the horizon for Athenians."
But even if that's right, and even if the Cross was still visible to Mediterranean peoples in the first and second centuries AD, it doesn't make the film's theory tenable. The mistake about Sirius is embarrassing (assuming the guy who made the film would be capable of embarrassment).

—for in any case it is not zodiacal: it has nothing to do with the movement of the sun, or vice versa.

The assertion that half the mythical figures of the world have the identical structure (Dec 25 birth, virgin mother, death and 3d-day resurrection, etc) would certainly be a marvel if there were any truth to it. Did the movie's writers ever bother to do any fact-checking, though?

And finally— the whole attempt to give the birth of Christ a solstitial-zodiacal-Osirian meaning is nonsense from the git-go. To begin with, astrology itself is nowhere near as old as the Osiris myth, and the Osiris myth has no zodiacal connection. The birth of Christ is related in two 1st-century documents (Matthew and Luke), but its celebration as 'Christmas' did not develop until 300 years later— and is still not celebrated in the ancient 'Oriental Orthodox' churches of Armenia, Egypt, Ethiopia, East Syria, or India. In other words, the story of Christ long predated any solstice association that may have been connected (although this theme is actually largely absent from Christian hymnography); and the solstice was never part of the New Testament story.

"Christmas" developed as an extension of the March 25th liturgical celebration of the good news of the incarnation. It was rather *accidentally* placed near the winter solstice, because Dec 25 is 9 months after Mar 25th. The latter was nothing special in apostolic times, but was eventually settled upon in the 4th century when the early church's annual all-in-one celebration of Christ's incarnation-birth-death-resurrection, which took place at the time of Passover every year, was unpacked into its several components as the Quartodecimian Controversy (over when to celebrate Easter) was settled. All of the solar-astral stuff in the movie is sheer hallucination— one that misplaced the focus and renders its subjects completely unable to understand any actual Biblical or Christian use of solar imagery, such as we find in the Christmas troparion:


Your birth, O Christ our God, has dawned on the world as the light of wisdom. For by it, those who worshipped the stars were taught by a star to adore you, the Sun of Justice [cf. Mal 4.2], and to acknowledge you as the Dawn from on high. O Lord, glory to you!

So vast are the errors of Zeitgeist that it's impossible to think the writer/narrator or somebody on the team didn't know at least something more than the narrator lets on— even if he's not yet uninformed about Talley's derivation of the date of Christmas from Annunciation, which is accepted by all liturgical scholars.

In fact, Zeitgeist's narrator more or less begins with a pun on the 'sun' of god and the 'son' of god. It's a cute pun and we've all noticed it. But from that very moment we can pretty much tell his whole story has already gone south. What follows generally has about as much truth to it as the claim— almost actually suggested— that 'sun' and 'son' are etymologically related.

Attacks of this sort on Christianity respond to the shallow, narrow Christianity of american Bible-belt, televangelistic culture. As such, they are understandable, and we might even even be sympathetic with the desire to cast off the shackles of nonsense which pass for Christianity in our culture. Indeed, insofar as George Carlin's picture is an accurate depiction of Christianity, may the effort to throw it off be blessed! But as we sit in the darkness of Maher's "not knowing", listening to Chögyam Trungpa Rimpoche (whose signature is on my BA certificate, by the way) talking about "theism" at the beginning of the movie, let's recall that he was not giving an "enlightened" description of Christianity, but a Buddhist teaching, part straw-man and part serious, that applied to the way his students were adopting Buddhism as much as it did to any other religion— as he himself makes abundantly clear in Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism and other books. The actual faith— or rather, experience— of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, or James— and the actual Judaism of Moses and the Prophets for that matter— are a lot more challenging and profound than such trivial bêtes noires as Maher and Joseph manage to roust from the Bible Belt. I hope people will somehow be motivated to find out about what the Bible is actually about, but i'm not too sanguine they will, alas. Indeed, these movies are just two more excuses for laziness.

Maher begins his movie saying he gave up religion when he was 13 or 14. If God had given him approval for masturbation, he says, and for his fantasies about girls and so forth, he "would have believed", but since such approval was not forthcoming, he was just relieved when his Catholic dad stopped making him go to church. A believer can tsk tsk about the fact that, like many in our culture, he seems not to have been exposed to anything, or himself grown any deeper, than that. But underlying his shallowness is a serious issue, which Maher clearly recognizes: If a religion is going to deny something that seems perfectly natural and good, then it had better have a pretty compelling reason— and not just some abstract ethical nonsense addressed to a teenager's head, or emotional nonsense addressed to her heart. Offering that reason is, of course, the work not only of real thinkers, but also of saints.

So— see these movies if you like. If you're in any way impressed, you are either 13 years old or less, or you have my deep condolences on having gotten as far as you have without ever venturing any deeper. It would probably not help you to read some of the more serious articles available at the NT Wright page, so i won't even recommend them, but i'll leave that much of a pointer, in the outside chance you might find them interesting.

2008/11/02

"What Kind of Christian Are You"— Quiz Results

So I stumbled across this Quiz Farm site and discovered that they have a couple of quizzes designed to show you where you fit in the spectrum of theologies that people have. Mind you, these are amateur quizzes, nothing professional, but fun to look at anyway. So I took the "What type of "Christian" theology do you hold?" Quiz. Here's what I learned about my theological position among the churches:

You Scored as A New Kind of Christian or Emergent Liberal Hippie
(aka dangerously close to not being a Christian at all)

Sigh...you are a liberal/emergent type. You tends to be suspicious of systematic theology. Why? Not because you don't read systematics, but because the diversity of theologies alarms you, and no genuine consensus has been achieved, God didn't reveal a systematic theology but a storied narrative, and no language is capable of capturing the Absolute Truth who alone is God. You tend to be very critical of traditional Christians and like to think or Christianity more like a "save the world" club then as a relationship w/God. Beware, you have found yourself in a dangerous place. Doctrine matters, truth matters, and when you leave those behind you may be very close to leaving Christianity behind with you.

82% New Kind of Christian or Emergent Liberal Hippie (aka dangerously close to not being a Christian at all)

80% Fundamentalist

72% Classic American Evangelical

70% Reformed Protestant

62% Roman Catholic

Those who know me might find that very, very funny. But I do think it shows, albeit in garbled fashion, the effect of all the NT Wright I've been reading, and the intensive study of Mark that i've been engaged in over the past year. Of course, the preachments at the end of the narrative assessment— 'Beware, you have found yourself in a dangerous place. Doctrine matters, truth matters, and when you leave those behind you may be very close to leaving Christianity behind with you'— pretty much tell you where the quiz author is coming from.

So then I thought, well, just for balance i should take the other "Theology" quiz. Here are the results of that one:

You Scored as Calvinism

You are a Calvinist. You hate eveyone that does not believe like you, you are hateful and proud. You do not witness. God can save the world without you.

80% Calvinism
75% Atheist
20% Arminian

Again, the Buddhist in me thinks this is very, very funny. Again though— it's interesting that I would score both times fairly high on the "fundamentalist" or "calvinist" index. i think the NT Wright influence shows up, and the Gospel of Mark. Only problem is, i strongly believe the bible is more literary than historical, and I don't believe in creationism or in penal substitutionary atonement. So I guess i'm not a very good fundie or calvinist. "Hateful and proud" though? "75% Atheist"? Well, perhaps in the same sense that the early Christians were persecuted for being "atheists"— didn't believe in the state/cultural gods.

So there was one more quiz on offer, the "Eucharistic Theology" Quiz. Almost to my surprise (after the other two):

You Scored as Orthodox

You are Orthodox, worshiping the mystery of the Holy Trinity in the great liturgy whereby Jesus is present through the Spirit in a real yet mysterious way, a meal that is also a sacrifice.

Orthodox— 100%
Calvin— 63%
Catholic— 50%
Zwingli— 31%
Luther— 25%
Unitarian— 0%

So there ya go! Certified "100%" Orthodox when it comes to "eucharistic theology". Interesting that a quiz about eucharistic theology would get it right— and I guess the question is, Is there really any other kind? Of theology, i mean.

Anyway, you answer most questions on a scale of 1 to 7 or some such. In almost every instance, my responses were instantaneous and were either 1, or 7— almost no "in between". Since i know the theory, history, etc behind the phrasing of many of the questions, and can't always agree with either side (Protestant or Catholic)— or do agree to some extent with both— i occasionally backed off from a full 'yes' or 'no', possibly leaning towards one side or another, but often just choosing the middle as a kind of both/and or neither/nor. For instance, "The priest transforms bread and wine into the Body and Blood of Christ": As we say in the prayer, 'I believe, O Lord, and I confess that this bread is truly thine own most pure body and that which is in this cup is truly thy most precious blood'— but I don't believe the priest does any "transforming" of bread and wine into anything else. More like, "I am only a witness", as he says in confession: "Send down thy holy Spirit upon us and upon these gifts and make this bread to be the precious body..." etc: God does it, not the priest. So i marked the middle option: yes and no, but also neither/nor. But on the other hand, I flatly denied that 'The "accidents" remain, but the "substance" is changed.' It's not that i don't believe that the eucharist is really the body of Christ; I just totally don't buy such metaphysical constructs to "explain" anything.

Interestingly, the "What is your true religion" quiz tells me i'm 83% buddhist and only 72% christian— and at the same time, 72% atheist/agnostic!

Well, you could waste a lot of time on these things. There are 155 different religion quizzes, not counting the theology ones, I think. And though i am pretty strictly Orthodox, i'm sure at the same time i do escape most people's easy categorizations, for better or worse.

2007/08/03

Beyond Mesopotamia: A radical new view of human civilization reported

Well, I don't know about the "radical new view". Sure, science is sober and wants to stick just with the facts— but we've had enough facts for a long time to show us that there's always been a lot more civilization in the Age of Mesopotamia and before, than just in Mesopotamia. Have major cities ever existed without major international trade? When the Third Millennium gives us not just Sumeria, Babylon, and Egypt but Ebla, Mohenjo-Daro (and see here), and others)— obviously there had to be a lot more than Mesopotamia before that. Those ancients got around! Mesopotamia: always the Middle East, not the "Near" East, as if Europe (which didn't even exist at the time!) were the center of the Universe— in fact, it's bad enough to call it the "East", in the first place— maybe we should call it the Center!

Anyway, new integrated views now about the 5th Millennium:


Beyond Mesopotamia: A radical new view of human civilization reported


A radically expanded view of the origin of civilization, extending far beyond Mesopotamia, is reported by journalist Andrew Lawler in the 3 August issue of Science.

Mesopotamia is widely believed to be the cradle of civilization, but a growing body of evidence suggests that in addition to Mesopotamia, many civilized urban areas existed at the same time— about 5,000 years ago— in an arc that extended from Mesopotamia east for thousands of kilometers across to the areas of modern India and Pakistan, according to Lawler.

“While Mesopotamia is still the cradle of civilization in the sense that urban evolution began there,” Lawler said, “we now know that the area between Mesopotamia and India spawned a host of cities and cultures between 3000 B.C.E. and 2000 B.C.E.”

Evidence of shared trade, iconography and other culture from digs in remote areas across this arc were presented last month at a meeting in Ravenna, Italy of the International Association for the Study of Early Civilizations in the Middle Asian Intercultural Space. The meeting was the first time that many archaeologists from more than a dozen countries gathered to discuss the fresh finds that point to this new view of civilization’s start. Science’s Lawler was the only journalist present.

Archaeologists shared findings from dozens of urban centers of approximately the same age that existed between Mesopotamia and the Indus River valley in modern day India and Pakistan. The researchers are just starting to sketch out this new landscape, but it’s becoming clear that these centers traded goods and could have shared technology and architecture. Recovered artifacts such as beads, shells, vessels, seals and game boards show that a network linked these civilizations.

Researchers have also found hints, such as similar ceremonial platforms, that these cultures interacted and even learned from one another. A new excavation near Jiroft in southeastern Iran, for example, has unearthed tablets with an unknown writing system. This controversial find highlights the complexity of the cultures in an area long considered a backwater, Lawler explained.

These urban centers are away from the river valleys that archaeologists have traditionally focused on, according to Lawler. Archaeologists now have access to more remote locations and are expanding their studies.

Source: American Association for the Advancement of Science. This news is brought to you by PhysOrg.com.

2007/06/29

You can kiss that Perrier goodbye... someday

Restaurants, schools tap into local water supplies


You've heard of eating locally, but the latest fad may be drinking locally. Some restaurants and schools are starting to serve filtered tap water instead of bottled water, citing the eco-impacts of packaging and shipping a product that's already available right thar in the kitchen. But it seems that pushing pints of Perrier is such a moneymaker that only some restaurants, mostly snooty ones, can afford to quit; cutting-edgers include Alice Waters' Chez Panisse in Berkeley, Calif., and Mario Batali's Del Posto in New York. "Serving tap water is a great idea that we'd all love to be able to do, but it's not going to happen all at once," says one Manhattan restaurateur. Rockin' lunch lady Ann Cooper led Berkeley's schools to make the switch, and experts say it just makes sense. "The rationale for buying bottled water is a fantasy that has a destructive downside," says Gina Solomon of the Natural Resources Defense Council. "These companies are marketing an illusion of environmental purity."

source: The New York Times, Marian Burros, 30 May 2007 via Grist Environmental News and Commentary

Pretty amazing, actually: i'm sure many of my readers remember when a glass of cold tapwater was standard at any restaurant from Woolworth's to Manhattan's best prix fixe. Now, "we'd all love to be able to do [it], but it's not going to happen all at once"! And as far as i know, the water hasn't changed much.

In fact I get pretty angry about this. One restauranteur praised Alice Waters, but said “I think she gets carried away sometimes”. Why? He wondered where he would make up the lost revenue if he eliminated bottled water.

Geoffrey Zakarian, the chef and an owner of Country in Manhattan, described the ban as “a worthy thing to do.” But he added, “You have to make a profit.”

Tom Colicchio, the chef and an owner of Craft restaurant and several spinoffs, was incredulous that restaurants would contemplate such a change. “This is the first I’ve heard of it,” he said. “Why would you do that — not from a money standpoint, but from a service and hospitality standpoint? Fifty to 60 percent prefer bottled water, especially sparkling.”

In fact, “We have been marketed to the point that [school-] children believe they can’t drink water out of the tap.” Yet "there is no reason to believe that bottled water is safer than tap water". (NYTimes)

And i read a while back that every day americans throw out enough plastic water bottles to fill Yankee Stadium!

2007/05/17

Biologists Convert Protein Sequences into Classical Music

Check this out! UCLA molecular biologists have turned protein sequences into original compositions of classical music....